Name: Amy Wake
Amy or Aims, or walkers or Kitten enjoys a roll in the hay but feels it would be going too far with any of the animals. If she were invisible for a day, she would like to go to Buckingham Palace to see if the Queen breaks wind like the rest of us! The sexiest fork is Emma T cos she just is, dammit! Moreover, ripped fishnets are the sexiest. Brad is the "Rocky…" character she would like to date, to let her Dominatrix side come out! The secret to happiness is Shoes: Lots and lots of shoes! However, if she told you the secret to life itself she would have to kill you! Her favourite organ is a Hammond and her favourite pizza is pepperoni and Texas BBQ. Her funniest moment with the forks was revealing the Dr Scott note in Brum to the rest of the cast. Huzzah! She would most like to be stuck on a desert island with herself a Toffee Crisp and a large supply of Malibu & coke. She would listen to "standing at In These Shoes" by Kirsty MacColl (Tropical Brainstorm album). She'd most like to kiss Anthony Stewart Head. (If you don't know who that is, just go. Just go now.) If she were not doing "Rocky…", she would be in church organising the Sunday school - in fishnets.
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight? Once, but when he stood on my foot. He left a hoof-print – I’ve never gone back.